Roweena

by D.O.

As I continue my series of posts on things that happened before my readers knew me well, I’m led to a place that, if left undiscussed, would keep you from knowing a very important part of my life: my first car. Her name was Roweena, and she was a 1966 Mustang GT, 289-K, full of majesty and grace. She sounded so good thanks to Flowmaster (whose sticker remains on my calculator to this day), and she was swifter off the line than any car I’ve driven since. She was stubborn as all get out, and she never liked to work in the rain. Well, she’d work for about half a mile or so, then she’d start being stubborn, leaving me to push her to the nearest parking lot countless times – in the rain of course. Roweena also boasted a drop down air conditioning unit (a luxury item at the time) that would spit poorly drained water from condensation on the front seat’s occupants upon every 90 degree turn of the car. This was especially nice on extremely hot days, and when I was taking my formally dressed date to gymnastics banquet. Roweena didn’t exactly make it to college though. Her stubbornness, refusal to stay fixed, and terrible gas mileage outweighed her beauty, strength, and honor. This should come as little surprise to those who know me now though – functionality before aestheticism, and frugality before appeal.