world’s first bearded super hero

by D.O.


Having spent all of four weekends back here in College Station at my beloved church, Living Hope, this weekend the powers that be decided it was time to put me back in a skit. I’ve been in a handful of skits at the Hopester over the past few years, but only once have I played a super hero. This was super hero week.

I was “Trial Man”, the superhero who swoops in to your everyday situations to alert you that you’re currently in the midst of a trial. The kind of trials that James talks about in the 1st chapter of his best-selling book. How does Trial Man warn unsuspecting believers that a trial is coming, you ask? Well it’s not by words. I have to work my way up to the point of playing skit characters with lines. See the air horn in his right hand? That’s how he warns the masses.

A brief note on the costume: It’s pretty simple. All you need is the outfit you wore to church, a yellow shirt with a “T” on it, a pair of XL Sponge Bob boxer shorts, a red cape, and (this is important) a piece of poop slice of red fabric with two eye holes in it for the mask. It needs to fall apart more and more as you make your way through three services.

You’re probably thinking, man, D.O., that’s great. I’m glad to see you’re involved in the children’s ministry at your church, I bet those kids thought you were a riot. Well thanks for the encouragement, but no, this wasn’t a kid’s church skit character… Trial Man was for big church. This was the skit for the adults. Only at Living Hope…

[Edit 09.17.07: Photograph's background was necessarily changed from a skit closet to an American flag. Keep that in mind when reading comments. Thanks, odfm mgmt.]