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Category: April Fools

How I became “more than friends” with a reality TV star

Some of the details of this story are more important than the “why” of my watching and enjoying ABC’s The Bachelor, so don’t worry about that part. Just know that if my schedule, my access to a television set or an Internet connection, and the right viewing partners align perfectly, I’ll be as committed to watching [...]

The bike crash heard ‘roud Dallas

The weather this week in Dallas has been nearly perfect: the kind of weather that makes you feel convicted for not spending time outdoors, and that makes you question the sanity of people driving with their windows up. The weight of that conviction paired with my needing to scout some locations for this weekend’s photo [...]

the bike crash heard round the world

Well today was the day that the camel’s back was broken by the proverbial straw. Over the past few months, years even, I’ve had a growing disdain for people who ride their bikes on campus here at A&M, but who have no business riding a bike at all, anywhere. You see, A&M’s campus is a [...]