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Category: facial hair

Sunday night

After nearly ten months of growing out all hair above my shoulders, the waining hours of Mother’s Day 2011 saw a freshly oiled set of clippers take my months of commitment and throw it in the bathroom sink. Fellas, I’m sorry. Ladies, you’re welcome.

beards and why I’m not cool

For as long as I can recall I’ve possessed several nonconformist tendencies. The earliest of which was my hatred of wearing the same shirt as everyone else in my day care/grade/youth group on various outings that each would take. The most recent takes the form of hair on my face and my apparent refusal to [...]

You Decide 2008: Results

Unless you live under a rock, on Mars, or you’ve failed to take my advice and get yourself an rss reader, then you know that yesterday was a big day here at online diary for the masses. For the first time in odfm history (and D.O. history for that matter), I extended an opportunity for [...]

You Decide 2008: Facial Hair Edition

Regardless of the state you in which you reside (last time I checked odfm boasts readers from over 30 of them), you have no doubt been inundated over the past few months with media telling you about the upcoming Presidential Election. Some of you probably can’t wait for all the election talk to be over, [...]

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