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Category: news

Greed

As an employee of a retail company, it was inevitable that I would be working on Black Friday (known in some circles as Buy Nothing Day.) In the midst of countless laps from the floor to the warehouse retrieving size x or x.5 in a million shoes for various customers, I heard about the Walmart [...]

Obama, 08, Obama, 08

We here at online diary for the masses would like to be the first to tell you that Senator Barack Obama will henceforth be referred to as President Obama. Sure, as of the time of this post’s publication the official results aren’t in yet, but if we waited for those to be in we wouldn’t [...]

jiffy news revisited… sort of

Some of you may have already read Brandon Roger’s most recent post regarding news and gossip. He talks about how we like to read stories about all kinds of silly things in personal lives of complete strangers. So there’s that. To further emphasize his point, and to magnify how messed up our priorities as a [...]