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Category: facebook

Top 5 Facebook Dot Com Birthday Well-Wishes

There has, since 2006, been an unspoken contest that takes place each November on my facebook dot com wall. The sixth of November is my birthday, and for as long as I can remember, facebook has notified its users of their friends’ birthdays. This reminder brings in an onslaught of wall postings that communicate in [...]

10 Ways to Improve Your Internet Surfing Skills

Over the past several months, I have fallen deeper and deeper in love with certain things on the Internet. As a result of these strong feelings about particular sites, browsers and the like, I’ve found myself (strongly) recommending to friends various alterations to their existing Internet surfing behavior. Some of these friends have requested that [...]

Happy Yesterday

Those of you who are my parents, or who have a facebook account, know that yesterday was my birthday. Those of you who are on facebook know that this picture is of the facebook guy. Mark Zucherburger or something. Smart cat. But this post isn’t exactly about facebook, nor is it entirely about my birthday. [...]

the unthinkable happened…

The picture shown here is actually displayed elsewhere on the internet as of earlier this afternoon, November 8th. “Where would we, the viewers of online diary for the masses, be able to see this picture?” you ask… well it can be found on the facebook. I know what you’re thinking… you’re saying, “D.O. was the [...]