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Category: lasik

LASIK – Behind Closed Doors: a post-op tell-all

Before / After It really happened. I really woke up at 3:30 to eat breakfast just before getting in a total strangers vehicle. The man drove me to a place I’d been only a few times before, and as he drove away I knew: there was no turning back. I emptied out my pockets, took [...]

Heather, read at your own risk

LASIK. I don’t exactly remember what it stands for, but it basically stands for eyeball surgery. If you’re a patient of the one and only super-celebrity Dr. Boothe, then it stands for an extremely early eyeball surgery. How early you ask? Well I’m pretty sure I’m getting picked up at 4:00am. The mystery man picking [...]